Bureaucratic nightmares ... Russia is a tough country to travel in.
Bureaucratic nightmares ... Russia is a tough country to travel in. Photo: Reuters
Some people like a challenge. They’re the type who’ll order the spiciest curry on the menu just to prove they can hack it, or take a long-term stand on an issue against all reasonable logic.

They’re also the type who’ll travel to places others might think of as being just too hard. After all, there’s nothing particularly relaxing about visa hassles, or language barriers, or naked aggression from the local populace.

For some, those factors make a country not worth visiting. For others, it’s just part of the fun.

If you’re up for the challenge, here – with the help of a few adventurous readers, and putting aside war zones like Iraq and Afghanistan – are my picks of the hardest countries in the world to travel through.

Simply scoring a visa is a bureaucratic nightmare on par with passing government legislation. Then once you’re in, the locals can be stand-offish at best, and as reader Heath says: “Trying to navigate your way around Moscow on foot with the trusty Lonely Planet that has the street names in English, and the Moscow street signs are in Cyrillic, proves to be especially unhelpful.”

One of my favourite countries in the world, but for the uninitiated, also one of the most difficult to negotiate. For starters, the addressing system makes finding your way around without assistance almost impossible, plus you’ll struggle to ever find a menu in English, and the dual-company Metro system is a head-scratcher. Lucky the locals are so nice.

Says Robert: “There's almost no tourist industry outside of group package tours, the script is impossible to decipher unless you know Arabic or Farsi and there are very few signs in English. But the main reason it's so difficult to get around is the Iranians never let you do anything for yourself – before you've had a chance to speak some Farsi or find your own bus, some kind soul has asked after you, introduced himself, bought your bus ticket and offered you his spare bedroom.”

Relative to some of the above-mentioned countries, travel through the States is a piece of cake, but OTT visa laws and airport feel-ups warrant it an entry. American people are as friendly as you could hope for, but just making it out of the airport to meet them is an ordeal.

Don’t like being hassled while you travel? Steer clear of Morocco. Says Carl: “You haggle for and are hassled for everything and can easily get in very difficult (and shady) situations. We had one kid lead us deep into a medina and then left us there when we refused to pay the suddenly inflated price for him to guide us around. Then you put in the inevitable bowel issues and it’s all on.”

I think Bruce sums it up best: “You can travel anywhere the Junta will allow – which isn't much. For example, the road from Mandalay to Taunggyi is open to tourists, but they must take either an ‘authorised’ night bus or a day taxi. I wanted to take the day bus, [but] the owner told me he had been instructed
not to take tourists – the Junta wouldn’t give him a permit. If I wanted to stop along that route, I could not proceed off the main highway without a permit, which is unbelievably difficult to obtain.”

I don’t know why, but I seriously struggle with Portuguese, which is an issue in Brazil, where English speakers are rare. There are also the huge distances you’ll need to cover to get around, plus prices are surprisingly high, and so is the crime rate. Still, with caipirinha in hand and sand between toes, you’ll care little (thanks Greg).

The place is insane. One billion people, and they all want to talk to you, or sell something to you, or take money from you, or drink chai with you – or, more likely, do all four of those at the same time. It’s part of the country’s charm, and part of what makes it such a nightmare. It’s a love/hate relationship.

What do you think is the hardest country in the world to travel through? 

* Thanks to everyone who contributed suggestions for this week’s list, your help was much appreciated.

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